Michael Jackson 911 Tape: "He's Not Breathing...He Needs Help!"

It's the call Michael Jackson fans have dreaded hearing.
E! News has obtained the tape of the chilling 911 call relayed by one of the pop icon's handlers at 12:21 p.m. Thursday requesting emergency assistance after Jackson suffered his fatal cardiac arrest.
The unidentified caller immediately requests an ambulance and gives the address of the 50-year-old singer's rented Holmby Hills mansion. Without giving Jackson's name, the caller tells the dispatcher that Jackson had collapsed and appeared to be lifeless.
Caller: Uh, sir, I have—we have, uh, a gentleman here that needs help, and he's not breathing. He's not breathing and we need to—we're trying to pump him, but he's not. . .He's not.911 Operator: OK, how old is he?Caller: He's 50-years-old, sir.911 Operator: 50? OK. He's unconscious, he's not breathing?Caller: Yes. He's not breathing, sir.
Moments laters, the increasingly anxious caller tells the dispatcher that Jackson's personal phyiscian—later identified as Conrad Robert Murray—was performing CPR but the music legend remained unresponsive.
The dispatcher asks the caller if the doctor saw what happened, at which point a voice is heard in the background shouting, "They need to come!"
Caller: Sir, if you just, uh, um, if you can please—911 Operator: We're on our way, we're on our way, I'm just passing these questions on to my, uh, paramedics that are on the way there, sir.Caller: Thank you, sir. He's pumping, he's pumping his chest, but he's not responding to anything, sir, please.

Michael Jackson, Pop's Thrilling King, Dead at 50

Jackson suffered a heart attack around noon, according to father Joe Jackson, and never recovered. He was prounced dead at 2:26 p.m., officials said.

Nothing official cause of death will be announced until after an autopsy is performed, but doctors have indicated that Michael Jackson indeed died after suffering cardiac arrest this afternoon.
"My brother, the legendary king of pop, Michael Jackson, passed away on Thursday, June 25, at 2:26 p.m." brother Jermaine Jackson told the media gathered outside Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center shortly before 6:30 p.m.
"It is believed he suffered cardiac arrest in his home. However, the cause of his death is unknown until the results of the autopsy are known."
Jermaine continued: "The personal physician who was with him at the time attempted to resuscitate my brother. As did paramedics who transported him" to the hospital.
"Upon arriving at the hospital at approximately 1:14 p.m., a team of doctors, including emergency phsyicians and cardiologists, attempted to resuscitate him for a period of one hour and they were unsuccessful.
"Our family requests that the media please respect our privacy during this tough time, and may Allah be with you Michael, always."
Craig Harvey, a spokesman for the L.A. County Department of Coroner, said that Jackson's body is expected to be transported from the hospital to their office sometime tonight.
An autopsy could be performed as early as Friday, but the full extent of the coroner's findings will not be available for several weeks, when the results of toxicology tests come back.
Because Jackson was not under the care of any UCLA doctor for a particular condition at the time of his death, the job of signing off on his death certificate goes to the coroner's office..m., officials said.

No one—and we mean no one—was ready for this. But the tributes to Michael Jackson, the pioneering pop-rock artist who died today at the tragically premature age of 50, started pouring in immediately.
And the flood isn't likely to dissipate anytime soon, as evidenced merely by the throngs of fans who lined the street outside UCLA Medical Center, where the King of Pop was pronounced dead shortly after suffering a massive heart attack.
Quincy Jones, who produced Jackson's seminal album Thriller and many more hits, was one of the first to publicly react to his longtime friend and colleague's passing.
"I am absolutely devastated at this tragic and unexpected news," the 76-year-old mogul said. "For Michael to be taken away from us so suddenly at such a young age, I just don't have the words. Divinity brought our souls together on The Wiz and allowed us to do what we were able to throughout the 80's. To this day, the music we created together on Off The Wall, Thriller and Bad is played in every corner of the world and the reason for that is because he had it all…talent, grace, professionalism and dedication.
"He was the consummate entertainer and his contributions and legacy will be felt upon the world forever. I've lost my little brother today, and part of my soul has gone with him."

Lady GaGa - 2009 Much Music Awards style

Lady GaGa rocked Toronto last night! International Video of the Year winner dazzled 2009 Much Music Awards audience and Toronto citizens with her super futuristic and outlandish outfits before and at the music awards ceremony.
Before the show GaGa was spotted out and about in the city wearing strange but cool outfits.
I loved her black leather jacket with red stilettos instead of the collar. It’s the most unusual and original jacket I’ve ever seen [I can understand the reaction of the girl to the left].
She was also seen wearing a deep fuchsia leotard with a kind of an inflatable collar that looked as if a buoy was placed inside.

The ugliest outfit of the day is definitely this silver poncho. Looks as if it’s made of the sponge my granny used for washing frying pans.

To receive the International Video of the Year - Artist award for ‘Poker Face’ Lady GaGa put on a 1920s style fringe dress and matching color headband. Looked sexy, do you agree?
While performing live at the show the breakthrough singer put on a metal embellished leotard and all so metal high boots. During the performance pyrotechnics go off from her bustier amazing the audience and actually scaring me. I was worried for GaGa’s hair, you?

The most Lady GaGa-conventional outfit the singer donned this weekend was a see though tight top, a leather bra and super tight black leggings and heels she was wearing during the show rehearsals. That was her demure look of the weekend as it turned out later.

Everything that you see me do is in some way taken and inspired by these visions in my brain that happen because of the way I live my life,” Lady GaGa said in one of her recent interviews. “So I just live and breathe art every day, and I consider myself to be a performance artist. Every time you see me, it’s performance. When I’m sleeping, it’s performance.”

Lindsay Lohan: Pool Party Plans for 23rd Birthday

Lindsay Lohan doesn't turn 23 until July 2, but she's getting the party started early this weekend in Sin City.
The actress is hosting a Vegas poolside soiree at Wet Republic on Saturday to celebrate her birthday and her Sevin Nyne sunless tanner.
Hopefully, the police won't be making a surprise appearance, as they've done at her L.A. pad lately.
Yesterday morning around 4 a.m., cops cited LiLo for excessive noise. This wasn't the first time she's been told to quiet down...
The night Linds was hanging with Ryan Seacrest, X17 reports that police came to her crib around 3:30 a.m. after neighbors complained about loud music.
We doubt any Vegas cops will rain on LiLo's party parade this weekend!

It's Over: Jon & Kate File for Divorce

A little TLC did not go a long way for Jon and Kate Gosselin.
The reality-TV stars, long rumored to be on the rocks after 10 years of marriage, filed divorce papers Monday afternoon in Reading, Pa., People reports.
A "special announcement" is scheduled for tonight's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8—the fourth hour of what has proved to be an emotionally tense fifth season—but the court documents played spoiler instead.
"Parents of multiples have triple the divorce rate," Kate said during the record-setting season premiere. "I was thinking we were going to beat that. I don't know if I can say that anymore."
The news comes several days after Jon was spotted apartment hunting in New York. He and Kate have been spending the majority of their time apart over the past month, with Jon sticking closer to their suburban Pennsylania home while Kate took the kids on vacation in North Carolina, after which each continued to play single-ish parent in front of the cameras.

Jon & Kate: "We Don't Have Anything Now"

The courts may call it a divorce, but Jon and Kate Gosselin are calling it a "new chapter."
The besieged reality-TV parents spent the second half of Monday's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 glossing over explaining their decision to separate, made official today when they started divorce proceedings in Reading, Pa.
"We haven't really known where we're going but we've been dealing with this for a long time," said Kate, 34, after she and Jon managed to get through the construction of the kids' new playhouses without actually interacting.
"It's the next chapter—not a chapter that's been brought on by our show, not a chapter that's been caused by our career choices at all. I believe that it's a chapter that probably would have played out had the world been watching or not."
Both ultimately tried to look on the bright side, for the sake of their kids (and cable posterity), but not before Jon called the situation "a total breakdown of everything."

Robert Pattinson, Take a Bath

Any old celebrity can inspire a petition.
Then there's Robert Pattinson. He can—and does—inspire petitions. Very plural.
Pattinson fans, it seems, aren't content to merely wave at their object of affection—as the screaming hordes who supposedly prompted the Twilight star to hurl his white-hot self in front of an oncoming New York City cab suggest.
No, they want to help, advise and even bathe their man.
Here's a sampling of the Pattinson petitions, in case, you know, you're looking for a worthy cause to support:
• "Robert Pattinson come to Tampa, FL for a meet & greet"
Sadly, there's no evidence this one succeeded. (Yet.) But there's no harm in trying. Or asking. As those lobbying for Pattinson appearances in Australia and Kansas City should agree. (Note to Mr. Pattinson regarding the Kansas City petition: No idea if you're being asked to pop into Kansas City, Kan., or Kansas City, Mo. Guess you'll have to do both to shore up support in the Midwest.)
• "Please Wash Your Hair, Robert Pattinson"
It's unclear when this respectful plea—"We, the undersigned, hereby beg you to wash your hair. We also petition that you then, once you have washed your hair, wash it routinely thereafter, at least once every few days, with shampoo."—was launched. Was it after Pattinson showed off his dirty hair in Dossier? Or after Pattinson talked about his dirty hair to Extra? In any case, the anti-dirty hair movement is apparently not as hot as Pattinson's dirty hair. At last check, there were just 57 signees for the above petition. Make that, 57 ardent signees. Writes No. 51: "Damn straight, it needs washing."
• "Petition to get Robert Pattinson to take a bath!!! Who's with me?"
To answer the above question, the person who wrote "Take a bath, stinky!" is with you. (Maybe time to join forces with the shampoo pushers?)
• "Twilight on SNL, Robert Pattinson as Host"
With more than 5,000 signees, and a blog to boot, this is one of the largest Pattinson petitions out there. Sadly, for its supporters, it's been as successful as the bath one. As Saturday Night Live viewers can attest, Pattinson did not host the show last season. Signatures, however, are still being added. And another SNL season is looming. An NBC rep says no guest hosts, dirty haired or not, are locked in yet.
• "Let Robert Pattinson Use Accent In New Moon"
Question: If Pattinson took a bath, washed his hair and sounded like a proper Brit in the Twilight sequel, would we even recognize him?
• "Against Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen"
Um, this petition, which attracted 725 signees, is now closed.

One of Jon and Kate's 8 Gets Banged Up

It seems the troubles just keep coming for the Jon and Kate clan.
On the eve of Father's Day, Jon Gosselin took one of his sons to a medical clinic for treatment of an apparent (and kid-standard) head injury. Although the banged-up tot has not been officially identified, paparazzi at the scene claim that little Aeden Gosselin was the rambunctious sextuplet on the receiving end of the medical attention.
The mini reality star had a bandage on his head when the duo left the clinic in their hometown of Reading, Pa. A source revealed, however, that the tyke appeared to be fine.
The same can't necessarily be said for the Gosselin's marriage. TLC says the recently reconnected estranged couple will announce a "life-changing" decision on Monday night's show.

Gisele Bündchen & Tom Brady: Baby on Board or Just Overboard?

Tom Brady may be buying diapers in the off-season.
The football stud and his supermodel wife, Gisele Bündchen, are expecting, if People's unnamed sources and supposed baby bumps are to be believed.
So far, the Brazilian beauty's rep is refusing to comment on the story. Just three weeks ago, Brady denied having a baby on board, claiming his son with Bridget Moynahan was plenty.
"One [kid] is enough," he said. "I've got dogs. That's all I need."
One thing the New England Patriot may need to invest in some water wings...
The newlyweds were paddling down the Charles River when the quarterback fumbled and fell overboard, according to WHDH in Boston.
Local schoolteacher Robin Leeds tells the news station she was in a motor boat hoping to get a glimpse of the star couple when she only saw the leggy lady in the kayak. Brady was in the dirty water.
Leeds came to his rescue, reaching down and pulling him into her boat.
"I actually asked him why he fell in," she said. "He said he was racing one of his friends. It was Tom, Gisele and his friend…so he was racing his friend."
The heroic teacher made sure to ask Brady for a picture.
"Of course, you saved my life," she claims he said. "[He was] really friendly, really appreciative that we fished him out of the Charles. I talked with Gisele. We talked about how beautiful the weather was."
Hopefully, the couple will be singing "Row Your Boat" sooner than they'll be attempting it again.

Real Housewives of N.Y.'s Bethenny Frankel Blogs About New Jersey's Last Supper: "That's a Bag of Bulls--t"

On last night's first of four Real Housewives of New Jersey post-finale specials, I can now I see why the ratings were so high. Perhaps if I mud wrestle one of my castmates at Madison Square Garden, then I will feel complete and validated.
It really seemed like much ado about nothing. Am I missing something? Some girl, who doesn't know five other girls, did some creepy stuff 25 years ago, and is now on a reality show with said five girl Italian Stallions, who are "thick as thieves" and won't tolerate her criminal past.
Now the "criminal in question" wants to pull out a book at an orchestrated dinner to clear the air with the same people she doesn't know, definitely doesn't like and who want nothing to do with her and never will.
The core issue is that Danielle was publicly humiliated because of some salon visit by Dina and Caroline. Um, you signed up for a reality show with a past like that? I'm gathering that Bravo is a bit more public than Le Chateaux salon in Franklin Lakes, N.J.
Whether she actually came to the restaurant with that book folded into her tiny clutch, or if the Bravo producers had that book hidden under the table, is neither here nor there. In any case, it seemed premeditated. I mean who brings it out at a dinner party?
Look, Danielle, face it, they hate you. You tried to get them to like you, and you're now the center of attention so you feel a little powerful, but they still hate you. My advice, stay home with your beautiful girls and camp out on your therapist's couch for a long while. You've destroyed your own life and now you're on the road to destroying your girls'. Her ex-husband should come get them stat.
There is more to this than we see, though, because Danielle wanted to be Dina's friend so badly at the season's beginning and now is hating her so vehemently. Dina's nervous pacing and body language, as Danielle astutely noticed, were telling.
Caroline and Dina keep talking about how Danielle wants the attention and now, mission accomplished. She's splashed all over magazines for her visit to the big house and a sex tape. Bravo, Danielle, I'm sure your girls are proud. Now, the toxicity of actually shooting a reality show, coupled with this scandal is beyond damaging to those kids. It's the whole Jon and Kate controversy. Those kids shouldn't be working in this way or exposed to this.
As for Teresa, she was quite proud of her behavior, and in general, really wanted to glorify the table flipping as an Italian, Jersey right of passage. How embarrassing, seriously. It seems that Teresa's lack of vocabulary led her to express herself physically. She made it clear that Danielle doesn't know who to mess with, but Danielle didn't seem too frightened. I will give Teresa credit for finally using an SAT word correctly: audacity. Congratulations, T!
Incidentally, Danielle did look great in that dress, and what is insane is that she came off better than most of the group, which shows what we're dealing with.
Thankfully, Teresa's husband was so turned on that they got it on that night. I guess they did it four times that day, rather than the three times daily she boasted about earlier.
The wisest comment was when Danielle's daughter said that how Teresa behaved was the opposite of a lady. Smart little girl.
The running assessment from the kids was entertaining, which ranged from comments that their father would never tolerate this and Teresa is a feisty little Italian-tempered girl, to the comments of Caroline as the lioness of the crowd. It became comical actually.
I still like Caroline a great deal. I loved when she laughed—thought it was rude when she texted—but I appreciate her ability to form a grammatically correct sentence, which is more than I can say for Teresa, Dina and Danielle. Actually, Danielle sounds articulate compared to the others, and that's including her pronunciation of caw-fee and taw-king.
Jacqueline was a star, a class act and she became my fast favorite. She is actually a strong woman who stood up for someone, right or wrong, because she believed in her. Very nice. Congrats on your baby, Jacqueline. Your husband, Chris, is a lucky man.
And lastly, as for Dina blogging that TV isn't just for money and that I should apologize by donating "some of that Skinnygirl money" to her charity, here is my response: Dina, I happily donate my time and money to the Children's Tumor Foundation, Camp Confidence and the Step Up Women's Network, just to name a few.
Dina, for you to insinuate that you did this reality show for charity, I will quote my friend Kathy Griffin and say, "That's a bag of bulls--t."
I'm thinking I'll lock my doors and seal my windows after this one.
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Check back here, same time, same place, for a recap of next week's The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special. Bethenny Frankel is the inventor of the Skinnygirl Margarita and author of the New York Times best-seller Naturally Thin, available everywhere books are sold. Information, updates and recipes can be found at http://www.bethenny.com/ and http://www.skinnygirlcocktails.com/. And you can catch Bethenny guest starring as herself on IFC's Z Rock show this Saturday at 7 p.m.

Ryan Seacrest & Lindsay Lohan: Hangin' Until the Wee Hours

Who was that by our pal Ryan Seacrest's side last night?
It was none other than Lindsay Lohan.
The two reportedly had a fun evening with stops at L.A.'s Chateau Marmont and then nightclub hotspot H-Wood followed by a trip to Lohan's house.
And it didn't end there..
Paparazzi agency X17 reports that Lohan was visited by the cops at about 3:30am after neighbors apparently complained about her loud music.
Never one to let the police get in the way of having a good time, Lohan and Seacrest ditched her abode at about 4am and headed to Seacrest's place.
A couple of hours later, Linds was spotted heading back home.
Seacrest ain't commenting. Lohan? I'm sure we'll find out something later on Twitter.

Big-Ticket Buy for Kate, Big-Time Move for Jon?

Is Jon Gosselin movin' on up to the swank side?
The besieged reality-TV dad visited Trump Place on the Upper West Side of Manhattan Thursday afternoon, where, according to Gawker, he checked out an available unit on the eighth floor.
This possible search for a bachelor pad—which would rent for about $3,200 a month—comes just as word got out that Monday's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 may very well feature the couple's seemingly inevitable divorce announcement.
A rep for Trump Sales and Leasing could not be reached for comment, but a source confirmed to E! News that there is an apartment up for grabs on the eighth floor of the building.
Meanwhile, Kate Gosselin isn't pulling the purse strings too tight, either. On Thursday, she drove away from a Reading, Pa., Toyota dealership in a brand-new Land Cruiser V8, as evidenced by the paparazzi pics that serve as surrogate documenter when the TLC cameras aren't around.
No word on whether she leased or bought the SUV, but that model starts at $64,755.
However, since the vehicle only seats seven, one of the eight Gosselins may have to sit this one out.

Club Owner Suing Mad at No-Show Beyoncé

They didn't put a ring on it, so maybe Beyoncé didn't realize she was so wanted.
Joe Morrissey, owner of M2 Ultralounge in Manhattan, tells E! News he's planning to take legal action against the pop-R&B star for skipping out on a scheduled party appearance.
"The concert ads were on [Beyoncé's] website, our website, we had tons of people calling and coming down and we spent a lot of money setting this whole thing up," said Morrissey, who says he spent about $100,000 and put his reputation on the line in anticipation of the event, which was to celebrate the start of the North American leg of the singer's I Am... world tour.
Morrissey says that he contracted with an outside promoter and Beyoncé's manager-dad, Matthew Knowles, to have her appear tomorrow night along with sister Solange Knowles, who was supposed to sing.
But, on Wednesday, Matthew called Morrissey to nix the deal because the club owner hadn't paid the $200,000 appearance fee the promoter had promised, and because Beyoncé needed to focus on Sunday's show at Madison Square Garden.
Morrissey told E! that, although he wasn't affiliated with the promoter, he offered to pay the fee in order to keep the plan alive—but Knowles never got back to him.
"We had contracts in place and we told them whatever the problem was or the reason [they] canceled, we would like to fix the problem, but he stopped replying to our emails," Morrissey said. "So then our lawyers had to get involved.
"So it's just a bunch of lawyers now. Our litigation team is in touch with their litigation team."
Beyoncé's camp, meanwhile, says she never had a contract with M2 in the first place.
"The cancellation of the launch party for Beyoncé's "I AM..." tour, first scheduled for this Saturday at M2, was a result of a breach of contract by the promoter," a rep for Columbia Records said in a statement Friday.
"Beyoncé never had a contract with the club itself and no one in her camp dealt directly with the venue. The superstar was never scheduled to perform but was to serve as a co-host and introduce singer/songwriter Solange's performance. Patrons were falsely promised a performance by Beyoncé."

Jen Aniston Has Dinner With Brad (No, Not That One)

Bradley Cooper's already denied dating Jennifer Aniston, but the He's Just Not That Into You costars were spotted having a late-night dinner à deux last night.
The two shared pasta, steak and salad at Il Cantinori restaurant in Manhattan. There was no hangover for these two...they sipped Pellegrino water instead of alcohol.
The restaurant's manager says Jen is a frequent customer, but this is the first time she'd brought in her new boy-toy.
"They were very nice and chatty," says the manager.
This isn't the first time these two got romance rumors swirling...
They were first spotted together at a party in May for her flick Management.
Jen's currently in NYC filming The Bounty Hunter with Gerard Butler.
Could she have found her "everlasting love with an adult, stable male"? Stay tuned!

Hilton Family: Doug Was Riding Paris' Coattails

Paris Hilton's mom isn't losing any sleep over her daughters split from her most recent boytoy boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.
"I think Paris needs to be with someone who is a bit more mature, older and has their own thing," Kathy Hilton told us last night at the L.A. Lakers and AEG party at Club Nokia L.A. Live.
And Mama Hilton isn't the only member of the hotel heiress' clan dissin' the 23-year-old Dougster...
"The stories out there about our family not approving of their relationship are completely true," Paris' aunt, Kyle Richards, said. "Doug was riding Paris' coattails."
Richards continued, "The break-up affected me in a good way. It's definitely time for Paris to move on."
Doug, per his rep, declined to comment.
So what kind of guy should Ms. Paris be dating?
"He has to be a very strong, intelligent man who can handle being with her," Richards said. "He'll have to walk in her shadow, and it's very hard to find someone who is comfortable in that role."

Kristen Stewart Shows Off Mullet & Sad Face

Kristen Stewart has been trying her hardest to keep her new Joan Jett cut hidden. We caught a brief glimpse of the jet-black look the other night, but with the exception of that, it's been all hoodies all the time.
But she was finally snapped today in full daylight sans hoodie! Well, actually maybe we should take that exclamation point back. This isn't exactly great news, as you'll see...

Not exactly the most awesome look ever. She even looks ashamed of it.
Awww, it's OK, K.Stew, there are always extensions.
Come on, guys, comfort her with your comments. She needs our help.

Will the Real Kristen Stewart Please Stand Up?

You gotta love these side-by-side snaps of Twilight darling Kristen Stewart. We mean, is that even the same girl? We adore K's ability to transform herself—some say it's the hallmark of a real actor.
But enough about our opinions. What do you think? Do you like your K.Stew all vamped up or fresh-faced and carefree? Or both?

Celeb Pals Pay Final Respects to David Carradine

In the midst of the tumultuous investigation surrounding his death, David Carradine has been laid to rest in Los Angeles.
Private funeral services took place Saturday afternoon for the Kill Bill star, with more than 400 mourners turning out at the Forest Lawn cemetery to pay their respects.
Several celebrity friends attended the memorial service, including Kill Bill costars Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah and Michael Madsen, as well as Tom Selleck, Jane Seymour, Edward James Olmos, Ali Larter, Frances Fisher, James Cromwell and Rob Schneider, clutching an ornate flower arrangement.
Some mourners wore Western garb in honor of Carradine's Kung Fu legacy—brother Keith Carradine, sporting a bolo-tie briefly greeted attendees outside before the service.
The body of the 72-year-old David Carradine was found June 4, hanging naked in a hotel room in Bangkok. Despite initial speculation that Carradine's death was a suicide, the Carradine family's forensics expert, Michael Baden, announced Thursday that the actor did not take his own life.
"The autopsy findings and the evidence thus far available demonstrate that Mr. Carradine's death was not the result of suicide," Baden said in a video statement. Baden did not address the theory that the actor may have died while performing autoerotic asphyxiation.
The family of the late actor has asked for privacy as they continue to grieve.
Thai officials, with aid from U.S. experts, are continuing to investigate Carradine's death.

Paris Hilton BF Poll: To Heiress Is Human

These are tough times for Paris Hilton, dashed on the shoals of true love once again, her trip to the altar delayed by the myriad vicissitudes of impetuous Lady Venus...Who are we kidding, right? Paris will be just fine after her dumpola of baller fiancé Doug Reinhardt because, as the noted relationship expert Lauren Conrad said of Paris, "She was going to marry a lot of people."
Still, this romantic trauma got us to wondering, which of Paris' paramours was absolutely the worst? Help us decide in the poll after the jump. But please note: We're not even counting one-off random soccer studs, possibly inebriated actors or all those uncounted rumors of folks who may have gotten a room with Missy P. These are only the boyfriend boyfriends. And don't worry if you can't remember some of these guys. Paris probably can't either.

Jon and Kate Spend Anniversary Weekend Apart

For Jon and Kate Gosselin, the prospect of repairing their tabloid-addled marriage is looking dimmer.
Sources tell E! News that the reality show parents, whose tenth wedding anniversary was on Friday, were not together on the big day. In fact, they spent the entire weekend apart.
Kate spent most of the weekend with the kids. "A TLC crew spent all weekend at the house shooting," says a source. The couple have committed to shoot at least 40 episodes for the current season.
On Sunday, the working mom emerged to run errands around town.
She visited her favorite Starbucks, went grocery shopping and made a trip to Bed, Bath and Beyond. And joining Kate on her outing was a rare sighting: a bodyguard who was not Steve Neild.
Meanwhile, Jon's whereabouts this weekend were unknown.

Twilight Leaps Away with 12 Teen Choice Nods

Twilight may have been ignored at the Oscars, Golden Globes and the like, but the vampire movie is scoring where it really counts—with the kids!
The Robert Pattinson romance earned an even dozen 2009 Teen Choice Award nominations, including Choice Movie: Drama and Choice Movie: Romance.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year and Gossip Girl landed an impressive 10 nods, while Miley Cyrus singlehandedly scored 10 of her own. The Jonas Brothers, who are hosting the big show, squeaked by with a nice nine.
Surfboards (in lieu of trophies) for the 11th annual event will be distributed during a two-hour special on Aug. 10 on Fox. Fans, ages 13-19, can vote for the winners at TeenChoiceAwards.com.

Lindsay & Sam Split Again Via Text Message

It's over.
After Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reconnected last month following their split in April, the couple has once again broken up.
The duo broke things off again Monday night after a nasty argument. One major point of friction between the two was Sam's friendship with Nicole Richie, who's reportedly no fan of Lohan.
"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.
After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss off via a not-so-nice text...
In the text, exclusively obtained by E! News, Ronson harshly tells Lohan to she no longer wants to have contact with her.
Sam's rep declined to comment on her personal life, and Richie's rep could not be reached for comment.

Chace Crawford Tops Rob Pattinson for "Hottest Bachelor" Mantle

Carrie Underwood was clearly not on the voting panel. Neither, no doubt, was any member of the Twilight nation.
Gossip guy Chace Crawford was named People's Hottest Bachelor in the magazine's latest of its unending tributes to eye candy, beating out the likes of Chris Pine (No. 2), Shia LaBeouf (No. 3), Adam Lambert (No. 4) and—horror of horrors—Robert Pattinson for the top spot.
What the list lacks in A-listers (it's not nearly as loaded with established star power as the mag's Most Beautiful or Sexiest Man Alive roll calls), it more than makes up for in controversy.
Not only did Pattinson not come first in the list, he came in at a sure-to-be disappointing No. 10. Among those bachelors whose hotness was deemed more incendiary than the erstwhile Edward Cullen: Pattz's Twilight costar and 90210 bromancers Ryan Eggold and Kellan Lutz (who shared the No. 5 spot), Dwayne Johnson (a rockin' No. 6), reality stalwart Brody Jenner (No. 7), Common (No.8) and Taylor Kitsch (No. 9).
In the issue, the 23-year-old Footloose-starring coverboy (who was actually deemed "Summer's Hottest Bachelor"—guess this means People's crack evaluators are already at work on that fall issue) waxes on about life as a heartthrob. He dishes on such important matters as his first kiss, his ideal date, his gay rumors and his famous ex.
"I have nothing bad to say about that experience," he says of his relationship with Underwood. "It was awesome. I just didn't know how to deal with it."
Or, more accurately, end it.
"I learned a ton about dating someone in that kind of spotlight. It was such a whirlwind, but no regrets."
As for his other rumored hookup, Gossip Girl costar Ed Westwick, he says the pair laughed off theories of a romantic entanglement.
"You know what we really did the first time we heard it? Ed goes, 'Oh, did you hear that rumor about us being gay?' I was like, 'Yeah, man.' He starts laughing and we're kind of like, 'OK, you want to go play pool and have a beer.' "
Crawford, who for the record first puckered up in fifth grade and thinks dating married women is "a definite no," says that while he is available, he's doesn't exactly seem eager to jump into a romance.
"I'm not not looking for a girlfriend—but I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, either. I'm not knocking having a relationship; at the end of the day, you want to share with someone. But I just look at it as: I have the rest of my life to do that. I'm not in any rush."
Not unless someone can come by with a "pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation," elements he says comprise the perfect date.
And interested ladies may want to brush up on their beer pong skills before approaching the actor.
"The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut is a good sign!"
Also getting shout-outs in the latest issue are Bradley Cooper, Zac Efron, Prince Harry, Rafael Nadel and Scrubs BFFs Zach Braff and Donald Faison.
Did People get it right? Was Robert robbed or did Chace deserve the top spot? Who should have been included? Let us know in the comments.

Kate Gosselin: I'm Mom First, Spank You Very Much

Kate Gosselin should prepare for a spanking for the spanking.
Today's cover of In Touch Weekly, shows the reality television mother disciplining daughter Leah, one of her 5-year-old sextuplets.
According to the magazine, mom and the kids were playing outside when Leah started blowing a whistle loudly. Mom asked her to stop because she was on the phone. When she continued, Kate approached the child said, "Did you not hear me?" Then, per the magazine, whack
Meanwhile, the Jon & Kate Plus 8 star released a statement to Life & Style (In Touch's sister publication, natch).
"Whether the paparazzi are there or not, I am a mother first," she says. "I love my children and when they misbehave, I discipline them as I deem appropriate for the situation."
The tabloid-friendly family's ever move has been under the microscope amid allegations their marriage was falling apart.
For their 10th anniversary weekend, Kate Gosselin stayed home with the kids, while Jon was MIA from their Pennsylvania manse, spending at least part of the weekend in a suburb of New York City.

Shoot Scores: Are Sticky-Fingered Stars Stealing?

How could someone steal fine jewelry from a celebrity photo shoot like LiLo's? Aren't there guards for that? Could Lindsay get away with that just because she's famous?—Hale, Brookhaven, Pa.
For the record, the Scotland Yard cops investigating the reported theft of roughly $410,000 worth of jewels from a Lindsay Lohan photo shoot say the actress isn't a suspect. She'll likely be questioned, though, along with everyone else who was on set earlier this month.
It's odd for pricey items to go missing from a shoot. "There are usually guards for high-end pieces or, at the least, the designer or store's publicist is there to make sure the jewelry gets back to their client," stylist Maria Lekkakos tells me.
But people do tend to walk away with anything else that isn't nailed down. In fact, those items often leave in the clacking pincers of the celebrities themselves. Read on to see why this isn't the first time LiLo has faced this kind of scrutiny—as well as another hot young celebrity who does not have a sticky-finger problem...
In 2007, Lohan reportedly walked away from a photo shoot for Elle magazine with bunches of Louis Vuitton items that did not belong to her.
"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot," a source told the New York Post's Page Six. "Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items...They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but...Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls." Elle later confirmed the story to Extra.
Of course Lindsay isn't the only one to reportedly sport a pair of grabby hands.
"When I was assisting photo shoots, I would often see stylists pocket a dress, jewels," wardrobe stylist Michael Holdaway tells me. "One stylist in particular who worked with a lot of celebrities would just not return dresses...and I have worked with ego-driven celebrities who feel very entitled to take whatever they want from a shoot."
According to some reports, Jennifer Lopez left a 2003 Louis Vuitton photo shoot with thousands of dollars worth of stuff that wasn't hers. Per Page Six, she not only took tens of thousands of dollars worth of merch but also sent an assistant back later when she forgot to grab a pair of socks. At the time, J.Lo's rep issued this semidenial: "She only took a few items so as not to be greedy," adding, "There was a ton of stuff left over. There was no hoarding."
And even if celebs aren't stealing, they aren't exactly known to be careful with the stuff they wear.
"Sometimes, after a shoot, celebrities are so anxious to go home they toss a haute couture dress on the floor, over a table that is clearly crowded with sprays, glue, an open bottle, water and food," stylist Okera Banks tells me. "All you receive is an, 'I am so sorry.' Now you either have to find a fantastic cleaners that can save this $4,000 garment or a relationship with the loaner is ruined."
All that said, such behavior generally is not the norm, I am told.
"We just sent over a bunch of things for a Leighton Meester shoot, and everything came back," Spin Shoppe PR's Eileen Colavita tells me. "After they came back, we sent her a new set of clothes for her to keep."
Really? I didn't know they made jeans in a size -3.

Lindsay Lohan Tattle-Tweets? Justin Timberlake a Cheater?

Lindsay Lohan is going through another one of her breakups with Samantha Ronson (or whatever it is those girls call it), and the poor girl is taking it out on Twitter.
First she wanted to clarify yesterday's topless picture: "Haha-the photo of me for FORNARINA in THE TRAILER was sent by my sister as a PRANK. So calm down radaronline.com with FAKE STORIES!"
Then it was cheater talk time, which LiLo cleverly tried to disguise with initials. Like when she saw Justin Timberlake out with another lady, she tattled (twattled?): "where's jb cheater?" Jb meaning Jessica Biel, of course.
And last night she bemoaned cheating twice. "Why do people cheat?" she pondered. Then she got specific and asked of her ex-girlfriend's initials: "Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face (s) ?? Sr?"
But don't let all this twittering fool you—Lindsay swears she is just fine being alone: "I love being alone. Feels safe coz I can only trust myself...ya, sad. But I'm cool with it :) that's y I share it with others in films." Yes, because people who are totally OK being alone always spend their entire night up twittering!
Somebody remind us Twitter even exists...
• "Isn't it amazing that Twitter may end up being credited with bringing transparancy to Iran's political system?" Ah, yes, thank you Jon Favreau.
• And as Jonah Hill points out: "But more importantly @Jon_Favreau , it's also a great means for @spencerpratt to remind us CONSTANTLY that he love Jesus."
• It's also nice to know who wins Hugh Hefner's Uno games: "Twins and I played Uno last nite w/out Crystal--she's still sick. An Anna Nicole lookalike here fr Norway won--she's testing for Playmate."
• Finally, Twitter reminds us how annoying John Mayer is on almost a daily basis: "On a scale of 8-10, how much do I look like Robert Pattinson? Please leave your answers all day."

Brüno: Gays Ask for Changes

No doubt about it—Sacha Baron Cohen uses every negative gay stereotype you could possibly imagine in his portrayal of Brüno, his Austrian fashion journalist alter ego.
He's a flamboyant limp-wristed queen who has wild sex, dresses in barely-there S&M ensembles and has never met a Swarovski crystal he doesn't like.
Is it any wonder that a big portion of gay Hollywood finds parts of the upcoming Brüno movie more offensive than humorous?
The big question right now is will Brüno leave audiences laughing with gays or at gays?
GLAAD, the gay media watchdog group, is so concerned about Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in the flick that it asked Universal Pictures, the studio releasing Brüno, to include a message of support for gay rights and tolerance from Cohen at the end of the movie.
The request was denied. "We have very mixed emotions about the movie," said Rashad Robinson, GLAAD's senior director of media programs. "Those of us who saw the film agreed that you can't critique it as a single film because it's more like 90 minutes of individual sketches. Some are funny and hit their mark but others hit the [gay] community instead."
Universal said in statement that Brüno's intent is to challenge people.
"Brüno uses provocative comedy to powerfully shed light on the absurdity of many kinds of intolerance and ignorance, including homophobia," the statement said in part.
Really?
One scene includes Brüno and a sexual partner tied up in chains in a hotel room, wearing nothing but G-strings. Also in the room? A tarp on the wall is dirtied with fecal stains and there are gerbils in a dresser drawer, according to Hollywood blog The Wrap.
Robinson said GLAAD is also concerned about a scene in which Brüno appears on a talk show to discuss his adoption of an African baby. They asked that a photo shown during the bit showing a baby sitting in the same hot tub where two men are having sex be cut.
"This movie does not unmask stereotypes by showing pictures like that, they enforce them," Robinson said. "As someone who sat at the back of a focus group audience outside of Los Angeles, I felt they were laughing at us at times."
He is still hopeful the hot tub photo will be cut. Universal has promised that GLAAD can see the movie another time before its July 7 debut, Robinson said. A rep for the studio declined to comment about the possibility of a future screening.

Lindsay Cries Foul on "Creepy" Twitter Hacker

Lindsay Lohan is airing a lot of laundry on Twitter, but she maintains she has not tweeted judgment on Justin Timberlake.
"I don't twitter about my personal life! Let alone, someone else's life! I've learned my lesson some time ago," the actress wrote on—what else?—her Twitter page Wednesday afternoon after being asked about a post from two days ago that inquired, "where's jb cheater?"
Well, according to Lohan, said accusatory tweet was the work of an impostor who somehow accessed her account.
"Stop trying to get onto my twitter page whoever you are! Its become extremely creepy!!!" she wrote, followed moments later by, "Just trying to clear the air! And I'm tired of changing my password every other day!"
The Timberlake-related post also had a so-dark-you-can't-see-anything picture attached to it, purportedly showing the pop-R&B star living it up on the dance floor at NYC hotspot Avenue.

Victoria Beckham: Goodbye big boobs!

Victoria Beckham is tired of her “big hair, big boobs, fake tan” image. She’s back to a more natural look.
According to British sources, Posh Spice went under the knife to have a breast reduction and get back from 34DD to 34B.
Vikki is tired of her WAG look! Can you imagine that?
Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image - the big hair, big boobs and fake tan - and that she has moved on since those days,” The Sun reported. “She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business and then went to France to heal properly in private.”

Robert Pattinson: Fake or Not?

It’s a serious body issue. Serious for all Robert Pattinson and Twilight saga fans, at least.
It’s one of the few moments when a six-pack gets so much public attention.
Robert Pattinson’s shirtless New Moon photos caused a surge of dispute between two opposite groups. The one claim Robert’s abdominal muscles are real, while the other insist they’re fake and just made up.
Taylor [Lautner] been training Rob a lot, and that’s why he’s got such ripped abs,” Pattinson’s New Moon co-star, Kellan Lutz, said. “Rob’s been working hard. He’s trying to be the best Edward he can be.”
However, other “sources” cited by Star magazine insist that Pattinson’s body is fake and his abs is nothing but a creation of his make up artists team:
Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six-pack,” the source revealed. “They used all the tricks - including liquid body paint, shading, and airbrushing - to make his torso look toned. Whenever they stopped filming, Rob would duck back insider to get touched up by the makeup team. The lighting team helped as well, creating the perfect way to accentuate the shading and highlights.”